Redneck Republic

“The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.”
–BOB VARSHA

“What’s the last thing a redneck says before he dies? ‘Hey, watch this.’ ”
–ANONYMOUS

REFERENCES

a – A Brief History of NASCAR: From Moonshine Runners to
Dale Earnhardt Jr.

b – Hoover, AL High School Football 

What is really funny is how folks in Hoover, especially at W.A. Berry High, used to make fun of Shades Valley, a rival High School, as a bunch of "rednecks".  Its just like when S. Baptists call Mormons "a cult" ;>)